Funny Third Thing: Better Than Working

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In the days of old, any loudmouth, scoundrel, or drunk with a two bit opinion would go out in the public square and drone on about whatever was pissing them off.  Today people no longer congregate in crowds, since large groups tend to attract the interest of planes full of Muslims. 

At least in this impersonal age of communication, you can count on one piece of tradition: Spencer Rupert is still drunk.